Happy Friday the 16th, everyone!! TRADITIONALLY SPEAKING THE SPOOPIEST DAY OF THE YEAR!!
I know how I’m celebrating—with this weird thing I found at an estate sale:
(I’ll wait for you to clean the coffee off your monitor.)
Okay but seriously, this looks like something Picasso might’ve made in his fifth-grade art class (or Griffin McElroy like last week in Monster Factory). Also I’m pretty sure it has actual human nipples for eyes. DON’T LOOK.
…And on that note, it looks like the yard sales are drying up for the season, so I’m calling it! See you guys next year with more horrible affronts to nature and mankind!
EDIT: WAIT I LIED, IT’S NOT OVER YET