Funny Bird

save-the-toucans-poster

I give up. I can’t think of anything funny to say about this weirdly sincere baby that just wants us to save some birds. You do you, cool baby.

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Very Attractive Legs

running-poster(Click for full view!)

Apparently weird posters is the hot new thing at Yardsaling to Adventure this year! (Especially since VHS tapes has turned out to be a bit of a bust.)

FWIW, I’m (sort of) a runner, and I can confirm that “PUFF!” and “GRUNT!” are two very common running catchphrases (followed closely by whatever the poop emoji sounds like in real life).

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(Don’t) Hang in There

Never, ever skip the posters & artwork section of the thrift store. Why? Well, for one, just this past weekend I found a framed print celebrating bagels. Just, like…bagels. The food. It lives with me in its forever home now.

fresh-bagels-print

But also, a couple of weeks ago, while pawing through all these high-school art projects that someone’s gonna be really mad Mom and Dad threw away, I came across a series of (de)motivational posters, suitable for the Cool Boss™: Continue reading

The Poster of the Loneliest Person in the World

See also: The Coffee Mug of the Loneliest Person in the World.

Okay, yes, it’s cute; yes, teddy bears are awesome. (Also yes, that $12 price tag is the craziest thing.)

But holy sh*t, how bad do your friends have to be before you come up with some of these? “Teddy bears are great! They don’t laugh at your clothes!” “They never tell you you’re too fat!” “They never sleep with your boyfriend and wait until your wedding day to tell you!” I sort of want to give this person a hug, but I’m afraid their hug muscles are so atrophied that their chest would just cave in.

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On My Wall in a Hoofbeat

off-to-hollywood-donkey This poster could, of course, only come from the Dollar Bargain. R.I.P., my smelly friend. (The store, not the donkey. Although I guess the donkey is also probably super-dead by now, too. Welcome to my blog of fun jokes, everyone!!)

I’ve probably got like a whole week’s worth of posts from the last time I went to the Dollar Bargain. Enjoy it while it lasts, because as I write this the store’s rotting remains are awaiting a new–

Oh, it’s already being turned into a home furnishings store.

sad-cat

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