well I didn’t expect to be tearing up in the middle of this antiques store but that’s where we are now
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art
#LifeGoals
This is good, but also:
– Intimidate your enemies with your tough waxy skin
– Suffer from butt rot
– Seriously, they can get BUTT ROT!!!!!
– Go great on pizza
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That’s Hell, Folks
tfw you’re tweety bird, but you’re also upset about being frozen in carbonite
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A Graveyard Smash
Happy Friday the 16th, everyone!! TRADITIONALLY SPEAKING THE SPOOPIEST DAY OF THE YEAR!!
I know how I’m celebrating—with this weird thing I found at an estate sale:
(I’ll wait for you to clean the coffee off your monitor.)
Okay but seriously, this looks like something Picasso might’ve made in his fifth-grade art class (or Griffin McElroy like last week in Monster Factory). Also I’m pretty sure it has actual human nipples for eyes. DON’T LOOK.
…And on that note, it looks like the yard sales are drying up for the season, so I’m calling it! See you guys next year with more horrible affronts to nature and mankind!
EDIT: WAIT I LIED, IT’S NOT OVER YET
Don’t Send in the Clowns
“Kicking myself for not buying this at flea market,” writes Andrew Pope over on Twitter. “On back the title ‘5 Clowns’ is scratched out, replaced with ”4 Clowns’.”
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Patriotism
You know, if they hadn’t dumped this on the quarter pile, I bet we’d still be in the World Cup.** Enjoy the fireworks, everyone!
(**AND IT’S DEFINITELY NOT THE PLATE OF BELGIAN WAFFLES I ATE THE MORNING WE LOST *eats a pile more waffles*)
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