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What’s Even the Point?

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mustache-kissing-sign

Fun fact: This sign went through several iterations before they finally settled on a slogan. Here are a few versions they tossed out:

  • Kissing a man without a mustache is like going to the zoo and skipping the rain forest area.
  • Kissing a man without a mustache is like going to the bathroom without your phone.
  • Kissing a man without a mustache is like getting a dog, but not a cool dog.
  • Kissing a man without a mustache is like when the waitress asks you if Pepsi is okay.
  • Kissing a man without a mustache is like forgetting to bring your skateboards to high school:

  • Kissing a man without a mustache is like wearing pants, even when there’s no one home.
  • Kissing a man without a mustache is like voting for Donald Trump.
  • Kissing a mustache without a man is just totally f***ed up.
  • Kissing a man without a mustache is like reading this blog but not buying my new videogame.

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