Nooooope. Nope nope nope nope. You go on ahead. I’m looking away now. I’m hiding in a blanket fort from whatever this is going to be. Continue reading
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Enemy of Anger
A quick aside before we launch into today’s post. The yard sales weren’t really biting all that much this weekend—one of the more exciting ones I stopped at was selling a massage table and, uhh, this book to go along with it (making me question what sorts of things went on on that massage table)—but I did want to share this one craigslist ad I found:
SO CREEPY! Anyway, back to BOARD GAME WEEK, where nothing’s ever creepy.
Yesterday’s game was BORING. Do you have anything with some action? Maybe some space ships?? Maybe some space ships…in waterspout?? [Edit: that was supposed to say “outer-space” but I’m not always great at typing.]
YESSSS!! GALACTIC WARFARE!!! THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! CLEAN-UP ON AISLE DEATH!!
Let’s just pop this baby open, and…
Making Tapeworms Fun Again
Man, I miss the days of weird CD-ROM reference discs like this. Recently I turned on the Gateway 2000 (still passing the boot sequence since ’94!) for a round of In the Company of Whales, a piece of software narrated by Patrick Stewart, which—besides giving you a full 45 minutes of low-resolution whale footage—offers an interactive panel of whale experts you can bug about topics like “how do whale babies happen?” and “what even is krill, seriously”, and watch them spit fire at each other over it. It’s GREAT.
I’m sure this is pretty great, too:
Thanks for making fun obsolete, Wikipedia.
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Sleepin’ with the Horsies
@beezlebrat on Twitter writes:
Today we found a pillow at goodwill that is a dead horse head? Idk we bought it
I can only assume this is what you leave in the bed of a four year old when you want to send them a message (about eating their peas or whatever). Either that, or someone’s making a Torsey plush and this was the leftover bits.
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