For the cook who wants their guests to picture cow turds when they’re serving up a chocolate mousse.
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poop
You Should Read More, They Said
Hey, here’s a fun fact:
This comes from “Thoughts From the Commode,” a real book I came across at a yardsale. Here’s the other page I managed to photograph before (and this is always a risk at yardsales) someone caught me taking photos of their toilet book. (Warning, super gross.)
I think we’ve all learned something today—never ever pick up a book ever again.
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Clown Taking a Sh*t
Sorry about the break last week. Here’s a painting of a clown taking a sh*t.
It’s perfect for any house that wants a painting of a clown smiling and taking a sh*t.
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Welp, I Found Poop For Sale
…Man, it’s not even fresh poop? Pass.
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Responsible Pet Ownership: The Game
Remember last week, when I wrote this cool, somewhat introspective piece about a guy who has a museum in his living room about the eight secret U.S. Presidents no one ever tells you about?
This…is 100% not that article.
what….
no, no stop…
STOP
I left this one right where I found it. Seemed oddly appropriate.
Update: Thanks to Yard Sale Adventurer clevercolecrow, now I know it has a commercial:
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