Two Potato Clock!

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I have a feeling that the box is just made up to look retro, but man, I really want to believe that this thing has been sitting in some person’s basement, unopened, since a very disappointing Christmas in 1967.

…With the potatos inside.

(You’re gonna need a bigger potato bag.)

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Garbage Frame

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What. Could you possibly. Put in this frame??

Is it like, a reminder not to dump your girlfriend?? “HEY. NO DUMPING ME, MISTER.” What a cool gift to give your loved one!

Or wait, do you put a photo of garbage in the frame, so you remember not to litter?? And then you have a framed photo of garbage, I guess??

Wait, no, I get it! Do you…do you put a picture of a butt in it

(FWIW, the frame comes with a picture of a guy wearing a fedora in it, so make of that whatever you will.)

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What London Is I Guess

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I don’t know what it says about London’s self-esteem when a game that “captures all the excitement of London” is basically just about riding around on a commuter train.

“Be ready for surprises when changing lines!”, it seriously boasts while trying to sell the game to anyone, anyone at all. “Close stations to delay others!”

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“Win the game!” F***ing “win the game” is on their ad copy. It’s like if someone was working on an ad for Uno, and their big selling point was “get rid of cards.”

Even more depressing—the game apparently has “souvenir cards” that you can collect, and the cards are also just a bunch of train stations you can visit. BEST VACATION EVER.

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Goodwill Tanning Salon

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I wouldn’t even know where to start with the what’s, why’s and how’s of a used tanning booth ending up in the back of a Goodwill store, although a great place to start would be:

Did anyone check it for poop?

(Which, you know, you wouldn’t think would be an issue; but there’s this. And this. And this entire thread. I studied journalism in college and now I’m Googling “tanning booth poop” for you guys.)

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