Exploring the deer-infested wilds of New Jersey.
I was back in New Jersey this weekend to celebrate a few more family birthdays, and while our yardsale trip was cut short because 1) the sales weren’t biting much this morning, and 2) none of us were able to get out of bed before 9:30, we still managed to do our fair share of picking through other people’s garbage.
Some sales were a bit more garbagey than others.
Here are some of the highlights:
And you thought driving while texting was bad. A coffee maker for your car! Haven’t you ever wanted to brew some Joe on the Go?
…Man, that would’ve been a MUCH better slogan than the one they went with: “Just plug into your LIGHTER SOCKET!!!!!” And hey, if you decided to pick that up…
You could always grab some “genuine” second-hand coffee filters from 1984 to go with it.
At the same sale: Continue reading