Pie o’Clock on a Saturday

Hey, somebody—ask me what time it is.

Come on; it’ll be funny! Ask me what time it is! Please?

…Please?

ASK  ME  WHAT  TIME  IT  IS

pie-time-serverIT’S PIE TIME!!

YES. YES YES YES. I’VE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED TO SERVE PIE BEFORE.

This delightful giant f***ing pie dish was actually on clearance at the thrift store. At the thrift store. How unloved does something have to be before that happens? Hundreds of people must’ve walked by it and said “NOPE, NOT IN MY HOUSE.” It’s a commercial pariah. The store was actually sold out of those “go away” t-shirts, and this thing’s been around long enough to get marked down. TWICE.

…I wonder what my wife would say if I brought it home with me.

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