The Greatest Slam on Earth

“Alexa, what’s the most majestic tchotchke you can imagine?”

BEHOLD! Standing at nearly three feet tall, this statue of Michael Jordan (known for being a meme, and also apparently for playing real-life basketball) is sure to make all your house guests say, “Wow, you must really like Space Jam, huh?”

It’s also nearly twice as tall as MJ’s fellow ballman, Muggsy Bogues. (Ha-ha! That’s a basketball joke!! See, I know things about “our nation’s pastime.”)

For full effect, start at the bottom of his shoes, then scroll slowwwwwly back up to the top, with the theme to 2001: A Space Odyssey playing in your head. This statue (found in an antiques shop in Jersey) definitely deserves it.

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