Pieces of Yule

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Hey kids, it’s the new “Elf on the Shelf”! Presenting:

SANTA'S  HEAD  IN  YOUR  BED 

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WITH  HANDS

(BTW: Did I ever tell you guys about the time I saw Tim Allen’s severed head in a museum?)

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A Bouquet of Black Roses and Spiders!

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This was from a yardsale that appeared to be the entire contents of a Spirit Halloween store—except that they were selling everything for like, a dollar. Spooky holiday lights? A dollar. Masks so terrifying that I heard a little kid whispering “I don’t want to be here, I don’t want to be here…”? A dollar. The bouquet above?

TEN CENTS. TEN FRIGGIN’ CENTS. Skeletons the size of ME cost $5, and that was seriously the most expensive thing they had.  As someone who unironically lists “decorating for the holidays” as an interest on Facebook, I was SO into it.

A few other choice finds:

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