I THINK THIS IS A USED, ANTIQUE RECEPTACLE FOR CHEWED GUM YOU’RE PLANNING TO CHEW AGAIN LATER

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LIKE YOU CAN PUT YOUR CHEWED-UP WAD OF GUM HERE AND JUST LEAVE IT ON YOUR DESK FOR FUTURE CHEWING. THIS IS EXTREMELY UPSETTING. I CAN’T EMPHASIZE ENOUGH HOW MUCH I DON’T LIKE THAT THIS EXISTS.

(Also the lady selling it kept following me around her sale, like she thought there was something weird about a quiet guy with a scruffy beard taking photos in her garage. …Come to think of it, I hope she was actually having a sale and didn’t just leave her garage door open by mistake.)

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