I THINK THIS IS A USED, ANTIQUE RECEPTACLE FOR CHEWED GUM YOU’RE PLANNING TO CHEW AGAIN LATER

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LIKE YOU CAN PUT YOUR CHEWED-UP WAD OF GUM HERE AND JUST LEAVE IT ON YOUR DESK FOR FUTURE CHEWING. THIS IS EXTREMELY UPSETTING. I CAN’T EMPHASIZE ENOUGH HOW MUCH I DON’T LIKE THAT THIS EXISTS.

(Also the lady selling it kept following me around her sale, like she thought there was something weird about a quiet guy with a scruffy beard taking photos in her garage. …Come to think of it, I hope she was actually having a sale and didn’t just leave her garage door open by mistake.)

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Santa Busts Loose!

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“Santa’s Drawers Are Coming Down”! “I’ll Change Pants For Christmas”! Man, just the perfect holiday tunes to get anyone in the mood for shaking their head and rolling their eyes and wishing for the holidays to end already.

I’m sad to say I can’t embed YouTube videos for any of the songs though, because this is actually gum.

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