Just Don’t, Whatever

*stuffs mouth full of candy* wait, please don’t what

Not technically a thing for sale, although it looked like it’d been untouched in the thrift store long enough that I could’ve made an offer on it.

Side-note: Has anyone ever seen Mike ‘n’ Ikes in a gumball machine that didn’t look like you should probably carbon-date them before eating them? They’re like the magic chests in Chrono Trigger—no one living remembers where they came from; they’ve just always been. This is candy that predates time itself.

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Santa Busts Loose!

“Santa’s Drawers Are Coming Down”! “I’ll Change Pants For Christmas”! Man, just the perfect holiday tunes to get anyone in the mood for shaking their head and rolling their eyes and wishing for the holidays to end already.

I’m sad to say I can’t embed YouTube videos for any of the songs though, because this is actually gum.