Just Don’t, Whatever

*stuffs mouth full of candy* wait, please don’t what

Not technically a thing for sale, although it looked like it’d been untouched in the thrift store long enough that I could’ve made an offer on it.

Side-note: Has anyone ever seen Mike ‘n’ Ikes in a gumball machine that didn’t look like you should probably carbon-date them before eating them? They’re like the magic chests in Chrono Triggerno one living remembers where they came from; they’ve just always been. This is candy that predates time itself.

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