Nooooope. Nope nope nope nope. You go on ahead. I’m looking away now. I’m hiding in a blanket fort from whatever this is going to be.
It’s just like, a perfectly normal horse, right? A friendly little apple-nipper, with its skin and all its parts exactly where they belong? No funny stuff?
…Okay yes, I’m a little sorry I passed up on the opportunity to bring home a box of plastic horse organs. (But I do appreciate the SEO boost that typing “plastic horse organs” multiple times will bring me.)
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