[NSFW] People Are People

MOM, DON’T READ THIS!!

Okay, phew. It’s “Mom, Don’t Read This!” Week here at Yardaling to Adventure, where I’m sharing all the great finds I’ve been holding off on posting, because I didn’t want my mom to see me writing about butts and boobs. (So don’t tell her, or else I might lose my allowance.) As This American Life might say, these posts will acknowledge the existence of sex, so read at your own peril.

First up! We’re starting off with this week’s tamest selection: a puzzle that’s just floor-to-ceiling doodles of naked people. Misshapen lumpy bits, scribbled-in pubes and all.

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As one eBay listing put it, this puzzle is “a bit riske“. Here’s a few close-up shots:

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people-are-people-puzzle-4I didn’t see “blogger” anywhere in there, but “unemployed” is probably close enough.

I hope we all learned an important lesson today, that, beneath all the expensive clothes and the makeup and the perfume and, I don’t know, what do people wear today? VR headsets? Whatever. Underneath all that, we’re all just super f***ing weird looking. (I know I am.)

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