Okay quick, before I explain what’s inside the box, does anyone want to make any guesses? A set of cigars shaped like Bill Clinton’s sax, perhaps? Maybe an actual Zippergate zipper?*** A red, white and blue tie with a little weird stain on it?
Nope. It’s…
A novelty pocket knife! Well, that was disappointing. But I guess, who wouldn’t want a comical souvenir of the time our President [the entire rest of this paragraph is censored]
Also, I have to ask: Is “Zippergate” actually a thing? Did anyone ever actually call it that? More like STUPID-NAME-GATE, right guys??
*** OH MY GOD, STOP THE INTERNET IMMEDIATELY; THAT’S A REAL THING.
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Ive been flipping houses in the Appalachian coalfields lately and found one. Mine appears a bit nicer, its a solingen/boker knife.
Im hoping to unload it in some poor, uneducated cult45 rube for a c note. Lol. It MIGHT be worth 50 bucks. Maybe.