Dial U for Uggo

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What’s weird about this isn’t the fact that it’s super-ugly; that’s a given. This is a company that went out of its way to find the ugliest thing they could, and then manufacture a smaller version of it that sits on your desk. They’re clearly under the influence of dark magic and must be destroyed; but that’s beside the point here.

No, what’s weird is that it’s labeled a “cell phone holder”, but that thing inside the shoe is clearly an ancient relic of a lost civilization. It even has an antenna. Cavemen used antennas; read a book some time. (You might be able to find one in a museum, next to this cell phone.)

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