Middle School Madness!


Can you believe they were just GIVING this away?! (and can you believe I didn’t get taken away by Chris Hanson when I grabbed it from the free table)

If anyone reading this ever listened to the Drama Queens podcast I did with GameCola before time began, you’ll already be familiar with the concept of this game—you travel around the board stealing kisses from boys, and also stealing boys from your friends. I’m serious; there’s actually a space for boyfriend theft. It’s everyone you ever hated in middle school, the board game.

Before I get too far I feel I should mention that all the scribbles on the box are after-market additions from the previous owner. The original “Sealed With a Kiss” board game does not come with the words “I LIKE BIG BUTTS” etched on one of the studs’ faces (as seen above).

Speaking of the studs—let’s get a look at these heaping hunks of meat!


Oooh, baby. That guy in the bottom-right corner is 35 years old. (Also the guy next to him looks like he needs immediate medical attention. I wonder if there’s a space for that.)


I’m pretty sure someone just copy-pasted a photograph of Shawn Hunter for most of these cards.

Each space on the board has some exciting action for you to perform. Sometimes, you get to use the game’s included “kiss stamp” to plant a kiss on the card of your chosen hottie; other times, there’s…


And, uhh…







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2 thoughts on “Middle School Madness!

  1. Stitch Boom Bang says:

    This is so incredibly disturbing. For girls aged 7 to 11?!! Let’s teach them early that they need a weird creepy boyfriend to define themselves…

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