KNOCK-OFF CERAMIC SPACE JAM FIGURINES

Me*, when I found these:

I mean seriously—are there five more beautiful words in the English language than “knock-off ceramic Space Jam figurines”?

The reason why I say they’re knock-offs, BTW, is that 1) they look f***ing weird; 2) they’re missing the word “TuneSquad” over the bulls-eye logo, as any Space Jam scholar would’ve noticed; and 3) they don’t have any copyright symbol on the bottom, or any other marking that would suggest who made them, or when, or WHY. I was so excited when I found them it almost made me late to a date with my wife:

OF COURSE I BOUGHT THEM. HAVE YOU EVEN MET ME.

Requisite Space Jam remixes:

• Wrecking Slam
• I’ll Make a Slam Out of You, Barkley
• It’s Raining Slams
• Slammered! Quad City DJ vs. Capcom
• Slammin’ Up My Heart
• Semi-Slammed Life
• It’s a Slam World After All
• Washington Wizards in Winter

*Note: Not literally me. (These gifs are actually of my good friend/famous YouTube personality/Nancy Drew enthusiast arglefumph.)

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