“When a womanizing biologist has the opportunity to study a colony of penguins in the Antarctic, he accepts with the intention of impressing a girl, and not for scientific purposes.”
STOP RIGHT THERE, I’LL TAKE IT.
This is from the same church sale as the Sega Pico—where they were letting you fill up a garbage bag with whatever you could fit in it, and pay two dollars for it.
This is the kind of crap I bring home when you give me options like that. …I can’t wait for this week’s date-night.
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John Hurt?? I’ll take it!
Not only that, but early 1970s John Hurt! Practically Baby John Hurt.