Generic Jigsaw Puzzle

Stock opening line. Fun story about an awkward yardsale encounter. (Maybe with old people?) Bad pun; weird segue into…

ALL CAPS SENTENCE TO DEMONSTRATE EXCITEMENT AT THE COOL THING I FOUND!!

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Filler text, filler text, filler text. More puns (if possible).

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EVEN MORE CAPSLOCK EXCITEMENT AS WE ZOOM IN!!

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Closing line expressing regret that I didn’t open the stupid box to see what’s inside.

Copy-and-pasted plea for you to do all your Amazon shopping through my affiliate link.

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