Smooch’em Santa!!


Pick your own joke for this one!

Option 1: “I wouldn’t climb on THIS Santa’s lap!”

Option 2: “Whatever you do, don’t unwrap his present.”

Option 3: “Or go see his North Pole.”

Option 4: “Or trim his tree.”

Option 5: “Or drink his eggnog.” (Wait, what?)

Option 6: …Basically any line from “Baby, it’s Cold Outside” will do it.

(But seriously, why is there so much creepy Christmas stuff out there?!)

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