Pick your own joke for this one!
Option 1: “I wouldn’t climb on THIS Santa’s lap!”
Option 2: “Whatever you do, don’t unwrap his present.”
Option 3: “Or go see his North Pole.”
Option 4: “Or trim his tree.”
Option 5: “Or drink his eggnog.” (Wait, what?)
Option 6: …Basically any line from “Baby, it’s Cold Outside” will do it.
(But seriously, why is there so much creepy Christmas stuff out there?!)
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