Alternate title: A bunch of really uncomfortable keychains. But hey, at least next year’s Father’s Day gift only cost me a dollar! I can see it now:
“Thanks son, I really, uh… You know I could always use more ties, right?”
(Actually, knowing my dad, he would probably put it more succinctly: “What the hell is this?!”)
Yardsaling to Adventure! 
He doesn’t jog, because then you could get him a tie.
(I’ll give you a chance to get that before I explain it.)
I DON’T GET IT.