If you’ve never heard of “Pumpkin Chunkin’,” your world is about to get just a little bit brighter.
It’s a sporting event (“sporting event”) where teams with names like Sir Chunks-a-Lot and Pumpkin Splatter Troop (note to self: remember those for guild names in WoW) load a bunch of pumpkins onto some catapults and launch them into the atmosphere. Literal weaponized pumpkins. Sometimes they shoot the pumpkins out of cannons, too; it’s great.
I do not recall whether there’s ever been a contest to see who can BARF their pumpkins the farthest, but I’m super glad I own that image on a t-shirt now.