Oh man. I’ve only heard of this stuff before in legend. A variety of holiday-themed sodas that taste like things SODA SHOULD NEVER TASTE LIKE. (Wait, sorry, I live in Ohio now; it’s “pop”.) (No it isn’t, that’s terrible.)
I know you can’t see the labels like this, so let’s zoom in a bit and see what we’ve got…
Okay, uhm, that sort of sounds like soda, I guess…
Uhh, what are you doing?!
HELLO, IS THIS THE POLICE?! I’D LIKE TO REPORT THAT SOMEONE HAS MURDERED THE CONCEPT OF SODA.
No, I didn’t buy them. Yes, I was tempted.
I know very little about the Jones Soda Co. except that they apparently specialize in absolutely repulsive soda flavors (like the above “Salmon Paté Soda”), but consider this—the packaging says that these things are from 2005 and 2006. If you thought they sounded bad now, consider the fact that they’ve been sitting in some dude’s basement for almost eight years.