Foot Loose

foot-chargers

please be what I think it is please be what I think it is please be–

NOPE! They’re just foot massagers. That old yardsale chestnut. Because nothing says “BUY ME! BUY MEEEEEEE!” like someone else’s foot-funk and skin flakes—especially when they make you look like this guy:

goofy-foot-chargers-guy

Oh come on, this guy. You can do better facial expressions than that.

goofy-foot-chargers-guy-2

Much better.

(For the record, I thought it was a foot-powered iPhone charger. Put them jimmy-legs to work.)

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