HE KNOWS IF YOU’VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD
SO BE GOOD, FOR F*CK’S SAKE.
(Alternate joke: UP ON THE HOUSETOP, CLICK CLICK CLICK. It’s weird how many Christmas songs make Santa sound like a friggin’ axe murderer.)
(Alternate joke: Looks like someone’s taking the “War on Christmas” a little too literally, am I right guys?!)
(Alternate joke: oops sorry i’m covered in tomatoes now can’t make more jokes)
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