Sealed With a Something

Today’s post was sent in by my friend Esther (of “Done Got Caught” fame), and–

OH COOL, IT’S A PILE OF DEAD STUFF.

I think it’s supposed to be a family of seals, and I guess it sort of looks like that. It also looks like A PILE OF DEAD STUFF. Is it art? It’s art, right? I can just picture it:

“HEY BILL, WANNA DO SOME ART?” “WHAT KIND OF ART, BOB?” “WELL, I GOT THIS DEAD RAT…” “HAVE YOU CONSIDERED CHOPPING IT UP BILL?” “OF COURSE BOB, THAT’S THE FIRST THING I DID. HEY, LET ME SEE THAT ROCK…” <five minutes later> “HI, IS THIS THE MUSEUM? I’D LIKE SOME MONEY PLEASE.”

(I actually imagine this is how most art happens. I’ve been to museums before; you can’t fool me.)